Feeling Cute Might get Crucified Later IDK | Satanic Tee
These shirts come in any colour you can imagine, provided the only colour you can imagine is black.
Comfy as a hug from your chosen tribe, and spicy as a the right kind of Thursday night, they say what we're all thinking:
Smoke all the smug cigars you like, we are legion, and you won't beat us.
And unlike that regrettable harry potter tattoo, this shirt slips right off.
So you can stuff it into the washing machine and be ready rock again quicker than she who should not be named turned her entire fanbase against her.
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Black
- Lightweight & comfy as the hell you're going to burn in
- Also black
- Definitely black
- Be kind, seriously it costs nothing
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry shirt on low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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